Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Joey's Animationish

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Favorite Candy


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Median 3
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Maximum 5
Range 4

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Seven Chairs


The Seven Chairs
Joey
December 11, 2009

One bright and sunny day, there were seven chairs in a plane because they were getting shipped to a store. The seven chairs as colorful as can be were all painted a beautiful colors, and they all had a number on it. The blue was one. The pink was two. The green was three. The yellow was four. The gold was five. The silver was six. The brown was seven. There was blue, pink, green, yellow, gold, silver, and brown. Then there was a nun named Mary. She is easy come, easy go. Mary loved different colors. Her favorite color is gold because when gold hits your eye, its like jumping into happiness. The other colors were not her cup of tea.

Then the plane collided head on with another plane. The chairs flopped out a hole as wide a a volcano. The chairs ended up in many places of the world. The first one ended up in a tree that was as scary looking as a monster. The second ended up on the great wall of China. The third ended up getting hit by a train. The forth ended up crashing through an old lady's house and landing on her cat. The fifth ended up in France right next to Mary. The sixth ended up in a pile of hungry fire ants. Then the seventh ended up in a forest and got eaten by mutated animals.

When Mary saw that gold number five chair, she felt like it was a prince standing there and waiting for her. It stayed right there. When she finally got there, she sat on it so fast she almost fell off. She closed her eyes and thought of how soft it was. Then the chair started moving. Mary felt like she was being pulled off the ground with the chair. She scattered off and saw it was floating up and up and up. She grabbed onto it's leg and pulled herself up until she sat on that comfortable seat again. The chair just kept going up.

When the chair finally came to a pause, then stopped floating she looked down and saw her two friends just starring at her like she was bizarre. They said she was playing with fire. She would not jump down. They just kept watching and watching! The chair has just hovering there in one spot. Mary said she was a rainbow. They finally said to jump down so they can catch her, but she refused. She said that her necklace was her friend. That stubborn nun would not come down. Her two unbelievable friends kept telling her to jump, but she would not attempt to even look down.

Soon after a week, Mary soon got as hungry and thirsty as a bear. So finally just when so was about to jump, she had a stroke, fell out of the chair, and cracked her head open and broke her neck. Just then her friends said ''well that's too bad, she should have jumped.''

The Seven Chairs